Baseball Season Doesn't Truly Begin Until Foul Ball Guy Gets On The Board

How about the guy next to Foul Ball guy thinking he had a shot?

I guess we can chalk that up to it being a new season? People forget they’re in the presence of greatness and have a momentary brain fart where they think they can out hustle the out hustleable? Either way, good to have Foul Ball Guy back. It’s like the first leaf to fall in autumn or the first snowflake in the winter. Zack getting impaled by a stadium bench going for a meaningless April baseball means the boys of summer are officially back.